Memoirs of a Community Cat (ePub)

No one can argue with the cliche that a dog is "Man's Best Friend" from time immemorial. But has anyone ever look behind this airy statement and see what Man's Best Friend is really like INSIDE of him? His thoughts, his perceptions of life and how he sees his relationship with us?



This is the story of Eric, a precocious, irreverent male Pomeranian and is told from HIS perception of life and how he views his best friend, Man! It is a delightful story filled with a myriad of emotions ranging from tear jerking touching moments to Eric's humorous and satirical descriptions of his relationship with his family and all the other humans who have the misfortune of crossing his path!



"My name is Eric and a piece of gilt edged, important looking paper says I am a male Pomeranian of retired champion and show dog bloodline, place and date of birth, a remote dog breeding farm, deep inside rural New South Wales, Australia on the 16th of Dec, 1997" is how he declares himself!



We follow Eric through his journey to dog spas, dog funerals and a whole horde of crazy activities and here is what he had to say about them!



"And ok, I hate to admit it but I was more than a little curious about this craze that was razing the pet community like a raging bush fire. It tickled me pink to see those glossy brochures of dogs lying in tubs of bubbling water surrounded by flowers and glowing tea candles, God, what were all those humans thinking of?"



This thoroughly irreverent Rogue Pomeranian has fetishes and "bargains" with his family over his own misbehavior!



His favorite quote?



"Well, they don't say it's a dog's life of being misunderstood, misinterpreted and misquoted for nothing!"