Fifty Shreds of Gorak (ePub)

Memoir, anecdote and meaningful other.

First Dates: An honest and humorous account of my adolescent 'relationships' with the models in mail-order catalogues.
Lamb 197: A lost Cumbrian lamb re-unites with its mother, leading to realisations about the relationship I have with my own.
The Fabricheads: Dark imaginations of a town (in Wales) where trepanning is practiced, leading to improved intellectual function and enlightenment for its residents.
Falling Down, Granola and the Water Bowl: After a hard day's work, I am confronted with mounting bills and suffer a cartoon mini-breakdown.
He Played Eight: Mortifying infant embarrassment when forced to sing in class.
Pretty Things: In a refuge I stayed in as a child, I sit and watch three women tattoo each other's hands, before another woman enters. I become transfixed by her, as she tip-toes barefoot with dancer-like prowess through the room.
Nan Love: My nan had recently had a fall and I'd gone to visit her, but as I hugged her, I felt something soft and malleable in my hand…
Knit Love Not War: After learning to knit, I have an idea to create a more peaceful world through 'Knit and Natter' parties.
Islands in the Stream: A fanciful tale about the relationship between Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. A story about love, rejection and a song ruined with cringy 'aha's'.
Grand Theft Auto: Bunking off school with friends, we break into an abandoned car and discover how flammable the stringy seat stuffing is. A fire soon gets out of hand.
Calling Orson: Growing up with a violent stepdad and an absence of love expressed from my mother, I fall for a newly acquired puppy, Orson.
Supermarket Sweep: Day 10 of Lockdown; observations of a hellish trip to the supermarket in the weirdest of times.
Wedding Photography - The Stakeout: Roped-in as an assistant wedding photographer, I find myself in a socially awkward situation.
Run with Wolves: Coming to terms with raising an 'alpha-female' puppy.
Ediz Caught Wanking: A teenage friendship is shattered by devastating embarrassment.
Terror at the Tills: Bored with pilfering from supermarkets, I create a mischievous new game.
Power & Responsibility: A farcical letter to the electricity company.
Going for Gold: A yearning for approval from my mother finds me excelling with Olympian-like focus on school sports day as she is unable to attend.
Crossroads: At an impressionable age I find myself with the wrong crowd. With pressure growing on me to pick people's pockets, I'm faced with a moral dilemma..
This Ol' House: A fabricated story about integrity and the commodification of music, based around the idea of Shakin' Stevens as an icon of authenticity.
Fray Bentos: Days before Christmas I despair of people, but then witness an act of goodwill, restoring my faith.
A Christmas Glory: Fuelled by sexual energy, I explore the concept of good and evil while watching the Queen's speech on Christmas day.