Fun Kids Reading Books Box Set: Cat Jerks: Funny & Hilarious Jokes For Kids & Pranksters - Jerky Cat Jokes & Cat Kid Pictures Photos Book + Dog Jerks + Unicorn Jerks (ePub)

You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat & Dog Jokes and these funny Cat & Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! 

Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. 

Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!", "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!"and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats, dogs and unicorns. 

The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog and jerk cat psyche. 

The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys and kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. 

Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. 

Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. 

Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) 

Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... 

Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: 

* Stinky Pink 

* Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks 

* The Mean Latrine 

* Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter 

* Scooping & Pooping 

* Evil Green Eyes 

* The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur 

* Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust 

* Unicorns & Clogged Toilets 

* Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads 

* Trees Are Like Guardian Angels 

* Rainbow Fairy Fluff 

* Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think 

* Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks 

* The Perky Bullfrog Trick 

* Pee Wee Herman Philosophy 

* Soggy Doggy 

* The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule 

and lots more... 

Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of Unicorns Jerks, Cats Jerks and Dog Jerks right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments...