Bad Dog
(A Love Story)
(Sprache: Englisch)
Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she's never been trained, so it's not her fault if she tackles strangers, chews on furniture, and runs after buses. That honor falls to Marty, Hola's supposed master, who is a...
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Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she's never been trained, so it's not her fault if she tackles strangers, chews on furniture, and runs after buses. That honor falls to Marty, Hola's supposed master, who is a high-functioning alcoholic. A TV writer turned management consultant, Marty's in debt and out of shape; he's about to lose his job, and his wife, too, if he can't get his life--and his dog--under control. Desperately trying to save his marriage, Marty throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola, the only dog ever to be expelled from her puppy preschool twice
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Meet Hola the only dog ever to be expelled from puppy school twice. Now her supposed master a TV writer turned management consultant and high-functioning alcoholic is about to lose his job, and his wife, too, if he can't get his life and his dog under control. Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she's never been trained, so it's not her fault if she tackles strangers, chews on furniture, and runs after buses. That honor falls to Marty, Hola's supposed master, a high-functioning alcoholic who s so in debt, out of shape, and desperate to save his marriage that he throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola.
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IntroductionEntering the Ring
Is it just me, I ask my ninety-pound copilot, framed in the rearview mirror like a hairy Warhol Marilyn, or is everyone losing their minds?
I m sorry to say, she seems to be sorry to say, it s just you.
Did we miss our turn? I can t see the signs.
And I, she says, can t read.
Now I will advise that when you re going somewhere that is not so easy to get to, don t let me drive.
There are few guarantees in life like the one I will make to you now: you will get lost. Very lost. So far from your destination you ll be looking out the window as darkness descends, watching street signs change into another language. During my days as the world s most ungrateful management consultant, I tooled around London in a rented Ford Fiesta with one of the rm s partners, who spun on me after a string of boneheaded turns and said, Who was it that hired you again?
Losing her religion, my copilot a ve-year-old Bernese mountain dog named Hola stretches herself out on the backseat of our alarmingly small car and moans softly, serenely, like a butter y being sawn in half by wind.
You re not helping, I say to her, as the Sprain Brook Park way is glazed with a silver coat of fear.
Neither are you. Did you bring any cheese?
If you re driving, says the guy on 1010 WINS news radio, think about getting off the road. We have a severe weather warning. It s going to get ugly out there.
Not as ugly as White Plains, New York.
A gray blanket stuffed with old malls, it claims to be thirty minutes north of Manhattan. Ninety minutes after setting out, Hola and I nally slide into the parking lot of the Port Chester Obedience Training Club, where we re scheduled to take the Canine Good Citizen test ten minutes ago.
The PCOTC is a legendary facility that relocated from Port Chester to an industrial
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district in White Plains without changing its name. It readies little woofers and their handlers for everything from crate training to all-breed shows, and ve years earlier, Hola had the distinction of being the only dog in her puppy kindergarten class to be invited to leave. Twice.
Let it not be said that my dog is not a legend in the canine obedience world.
She s a beautiful, tricolored purebred dog; a spectacularly uffy, optimistic creature with true Broadway spirit and an explosive commitment to now.
I keep expecting her to stand up on her hind paws to make her Tony acceptance speech:
I remember when I was a little puppy, lying on my doggie bed watching Beethoven s 3rd on DVD and thinking, I can do that! . . .
And I mean no disrespect to her when I say that all things considered, taking the long view and giving her the full bene t of the doubt, she was a horrible bitch.
Storm clouds morph from a hazy gray to an oily, ominous rust as the volume of snow per square inch of air throttles up.
Hola, come! I say, holding open the car s back door.
Because I have enough cut-up raw liver in my snow jacket pocket to open a meat market, she jumps out.
I saddle her into her little harness, lock the car, check that I have her dog license, rabies tag, hairbrush, and the critical item her complete attention. Then I tuck myself into classic dog handler s heeling position, left arm bent with my ha
Let it not be said that my dog is not a legend in the canine obedience world.
She s a beautiful, tricolored purebred dog; a spectacularly uffy, optimistic creature with true Broadway spirit and an explosive commitment to now.
I keep expecting her to stand up on her hind paws to make her Tony acceptance speech:
I remember when I was a little puppy, lying on my doggie bed watching Beethoven s 3rd on DVD and thinking, I can do that! . . .
And I mean no disrespect to her when I say that all things considered, taking the long view and giving her the full bene t of the doubt, she was a horrible bitch.
Storm clouds morph from a hazy gray to an oily, ominous rust as the volume of snow per square inch of air throttles up.
Hola, come! I say, holding open the car s back door.
Because I have enough cut-up raw liver in my snow jacket pocket to open a meat market, she jumps out.
I saddle her into her little harness, lock the car, check that I have her dog license, rabies tag, hairbrush, and the critical item her complete attention. Then I tuck myself into classic dog handler s heeling position, left arm bent with my ha
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Autoren-Porträt von Martin Kihn
MARTIN KIHN is an Emmy Award nominated former writer for MTV s Pop-Up Video and the author of House of Lies and A$$hole. He has worked at Spy, Forbes, and New York, and his articles have appeared in The New York Times, GQ, Details, and Cosmopolitan. He lives in Minneapolis.
Bibliographische Angaben
- Autor: Martin Kihn
- 2012, 224 Seiten, Maße: 13,5 x 20,2 cm, Kartoniert (TB), Englisch
- Verlag: Penguin Random House
- ISBN-10: 0307477460
- ISBN-13: 9780307477460
- Erscheinungsdatum: 14.06.2012
Sprache:
Englisch
Pressezitat
"Martin Kihn is just too talented I still don t know how a writer can be that laugh-out-loud funny while chronicling a major life crisis and his story is just too good to miss. (And of course the soulful pictures of Hola, his lovely Bernese mountain dog, don t hurt either.)"Christian Science Monitor
"It s the special relationship between man and animal that form the heart of the memoir. . . Any dog lover is bound to tear up over the love and trust that can exist between a person and their dog, which Kihn captures perfectly with a blend of earnest emotional catharsis and wry humor."
The Daily Texan
"Not a cozy Marley and Me duplicate or Cesar Millan type training book (though readers will learn a lot about the value of appropriate training from someone who s been there), this sharply written, darkly funny memoir cum dog story cum recovery tale is a quick, absorbing read that will serve a wide audience well."
Library Journal (Starred Review)
"This wry memoir of the human-dog bond is one that eschews the usual treacly sentimentality in favor of a raw, deeply sincere, and self-aware homage to this powerful bond."
Publishers Weekly (Starred Review)
"Hola, surprise, surprise, grows enormous, while also growing out of control, ignoring commands, sprawling, immovable, across the bed. Add to this rowdy mix the fact that Kihn drinks way too much and that his wife, Gloria, is on the verge of leaving him, and you have a recipe for a surefire heartbreaking bestseller along the lines of Marley and Me."
Minneapolis Star-Tribune
This tale of a man who forgot he was a man and the dog who ultimately reminded him is the most touching, original buddy story I ve come across in ages. Sit. Stay. Read.
Walter Kirn, author of Up in the Air
A modern masterpiece that captures the dark side of K9 love.
Julia Szabo, Dogster.com
Martin Kihn s agile wit is showcased in this memoir of addiction, recovery, and the highs and lows of canine and
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human behavior. Despite its compact form, Bad Dog carries a surprising amount of weight, and when you're not looking, it will knock you over and charm you, all while licking your face.
Charles Yu, author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
A bittersweet tale of renewal . . . An endearing read full of hope, humor and humility.
Kirkus Reviews
Charles Yu, author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
A bittersweet tale of renewal . . . An endearing read full of hope, humor and humility.
Kirkus Reviews
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