Sexy (ePub)

In the beginning, everything was not SEXY.

But from now on, everything will be SEXY.

This is the most extremely SEXY book ever written.

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!...

Forensic Anthropologists have Carbon-Dated Ancient Hieroglyphics telling of the coming of his Ultra Sexiness over 5000-years ago!!!

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!...

His Penthouse has its own pool, spa, sauna, steam-room, and 'Fluffer'!!!

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The Master Bedroom Door in his Penthouse is Edible (Cherry Flavored of Course)!!!

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The Sheets on his King-Size Bed are made of French Milk Chocolate!!!... And in the morning, he has to lick his women clean, so they don't leave tracks on his Polar Bear Fur Rug!!!

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He has a private Helicopter Pad on his Penthouse roof... For when the PUSSYCAT DOLLS come visit!!!

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He's got a Tattoo of Red Lips on his left BUTT-CHEEK... So that folks know where to start kissing when they get on his nerves!!!

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He appears before The US Congress yearly, to give his National 'STATE of The SEXY Address!!! (... also know by political insiders as 'The State of The Booty Address')

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The US Energy Commission wants to use his SEXY as an 'Alternative Fuel Source'!!! - However, Jeffrey Othello insists on being 'Milked' manually... So this could take a while!!! ("Just a few drops could fill a Soccer-Mom's Mini-Van!")

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!...

He's developed a Scientific Formula for SEXY!!!... Sxy= L x F

Sxy is the magnitude of the Sexy, L is the length of the Sexy, and F is the force behind the Sexy! The SI Unit for Sexy is Sxy on the Newton Metre (N.m)... and as you know, Sexy is measured in Inches & Pounds!!!

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!...

If the lights went out in a dark room, you could still see him!!!

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The Glow from his SEXY can be seen from Space!!!

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His 'SEXY' has its own 401K!!!

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He's invented a new way of waking up!

Jeffrey Othello Wakes Up "FULLY-SEXY!!!"

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He's forgotten more about being SEXY, than most people ever knew!!!

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His Sex Rehab Doctors called a TRUCE!!!

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He turns The Common Cold into the ULTRA SEXY COOL!!!!

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He writes himself 'Negro Love Poetry'... "Love is my Big Sexy Reflection in my Steamy Bathroom Mirror!... All Baby-Oiled Down and Shit!!!"

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He's been nominated 10-times for the prestigious NAACP 'NEGRO PLEASE" AWARD'!!!

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!...

He gets a Royalty Check everytime the words "Sex, Sexy, Sexiness, Sexual, or Chocolate" are used in Songs, on TV, in Films, or in Print!!!

Jeffrey Othello is SO SEXY!!!... He wrote a book called SEXY!!!