The Orgasm Ruiner (ePub)

Ru·in | to damage irreparably; BANKRUPT, IMPOVERISH; to subject to frustration, failure or disaster; to reduce to ruins.

Welcome to the world of Lucy Valentine, an independent contractor who is taking control of some of Vancouver's most high-stake assets. Follow her as she pushes her unique skills to the limits of her ability, wearing costumes, assuming characters and archetypes to ensure her client's contractually obliged lack of satisfaction. Lucy certainly has a lot of pressure building up over top of her. Take a whirlwind tour with her around the kinky, bizarre and opulent world these elites inhabit.

Humiliation. Derision. Mocking laughter. These are the primary tools of Lucy's trade. Add to it a little black bag filled with plastic caterpillars, ostrich feathers, silicon tongues and of course plenty of PPE, and she's well equipped to administer her particular brand of therapy, enough to crack even the toughest nuts. A full range of neuroses can be treated using her therapeutic techniques - guilt, lust, greed, weakness, narcissism, egomania, even espionage.

But can she find fulfilment within herself through the unfulfillment of her clients? Is there more to life than leaving a trail of rich, powerful and disgruntled men in your wake?