Broken (in the best possible way)

Jenny Lawson, Full-Grown Mammal: An Introduction
I Already Forgot I Wrote This
Six Times I¿ve Lost My Shoes While Wearing Them: A List that Shouldn¿t Exist
And Then I Bought Condoms for My Dog
Rainbow Fire
All of the Reasons Why I¿m Not Coming to Your Party
Samuel L. Jackson Is Trying to Kill Me
How Do Dogs Know They Have Penises?
These Truisms Leave Out a Lot of the Truth
An Open Letter to My Health Insurance Company
I¿m Not Going Outside Anymore.
The Things We Do to Quiet the Monsters
The Golden (Shower) Years
Awkwarding Brings Us Together
That Time I Got Haunted by Lizards with Bike Horns
We Are Who We Are Until We Aren¿t Anymore
INTROVERTS UNITE! (But Sweet Baby Jesus, Not in Real Life.)
My Dentist Hates Me
Am I Even Still Alive?
The Secret to a Long Marriage
So I¿m Paying to Beat the Shit Out of Myself?
Anxiety Is a Lost Watch I Never Saw
The Eight Billionth Argument I Had with Victor This Week
Sometimes There Is Beauty in Breaking
No One Wants Your Handwritten ¿Good for One Free Massage¿ Coupons, Darryl
I Feel It in My Bones
Editing Is Hell. Mostly for Editors.
The First Satanic Ritual I Ever Saw
Damaged Good(s)
My House Is a Garbage Fire Because I Clean It
And That¿s Why I Can Never Go Back to the Post Office Again
I Am a Magpie
Up Divorce Creek Without a Paddle (Because the Guide Didn¿t Trust Me Not to Push Victor Overboard with It)
Eclipse (Not the Twilight Book. The Other Kind.)
Business Ideas to Pitch on Shark Tank
Strange New Weather Patterns
Souls
A Note about the Cover
For Real Though, Where Exactly Are the Murder Hornets?
Acknowledgments

Jenny Lawson is an award-winning humorist known for her great candor in sharing her struggle with mental illness. She lives in Texas with her husband and daughter and was constantly ¿buying too many books¿ (¿Not a real thing,¿ she insists), so she decided to skip the middleman and just started her own bookshop, which also serves booze because books and booze are what magic is made of. She has previously written Let¿s Pretend This Never Happened and Furiously Happy, both of which were #1 New York Times bestsellers. She also wrote You Are Here, which inexplicably made it onto the New York Times bestseller list in spite of the fact that it was basically a very fun coloring book. She would like to be your friend unless yoüre a real asshole. And yes, she realizes that this whole paragraph is precisely the reason she shouldn¿t be allowed to write her own bio.