Me & Mr. Cigar
(Sprache: Englisch)
From the wild and wonderful mind of Gibby Haynes world famous Butthole Surfers front man/lyricist and self-proclaimed eternal Texan adolescent comes the surreal tale of seventeen-year-old Oscar Lester and his trusted dog, Mr. Cigar.
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From the wild and wonderful mind of Gibby Haynes world famous Butthole Surfers front man/lyricist and self-proclaimed eternal Texan adolescent comes the surreal tale of seventeen-year-old Oscar Lester and his trusted dog, Mr. Cigar. Oscar and his dog have made a pretty good life for themselves, despite the fact that Oscar s family has all but vanished his father is dead; his mother has a new boyfriend. His older sister, Rachel, fled five years ago . . . right after Mr. Cigar bit off her hand.
Despite the freak accident, Oscar knows his dog is no menace. Mr. Cigar is a loyal protector: a supernatural creature that can exact revenge, communicate telepathically, and manipulate car doors and windows with ease. So, when Rachel now twenty-two and an artist living in New York calls out of the blue and claims she s being held hostage, Oscar sees an opportunity to make things right between them.
He races north, intent on both saving Rachel and fleeing the mysterious evil forces targeting his dog. And it s only by embarking on this dual quest that Oscar starts to untangle his own life and understand the bizarre reality of Mr. Cigar.
*Features original artwork by Gibby Haynes as full color endpapers and illustrations throughout the book.
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Prologue: The Next Best Thing to Getting Even Is Regretting It By all accounts, twelve-year-old G. Oscar Lester III was a lucky boy. He lived on top of a hill in the biggest house in town with his father, G. Oscar Lester II, and his mother, Dolores Aims-Lester. The Aims before the Lester was important because, as his mother said, The Aimses were better than the Lesters and ought to come first. In addition to his mother and father, there were two servants, one butler, a gardener, two cooks and his sister, Rachel Dunbar Lester. Nobody but Mother knew where the Dunbar came from, but we all assumed it too was better than Lester.
Rachel tattled on Oscar, was mean to his dog, Mr. Cigar, and even stole Oscar s allowance once and blamed it on the gardener. The gardener was fired, then rehired two days later, when Rachel tearfully admitted the crime at the family dinner table after showing up with a doll worth twice the value of her allowance.
Besides all that, the family was fairly normal for a family that lived on a hill in the biggest house in town with two servants, one butler, a gardener, two cooks and a dog named Mr. Cigar.
From all appearances, life was good for Oscar, and especially today, because it was Saturday. He could wake up late because his mom was at the club, and Big Oscar was playing golf. Oscar had all afternoon to walk around City Lake with Mr. Cigar. Then they would run home through the woods and eat pork and beans and tuna-fish sandwiches, because that s what the cooks made on Saturdays when Dolores Aims and Big Oscar were not at home.
Oh, what a Saturday it was. There wasn t a cloud in the bright blue sky. It was spring. The trees were just now green with blossoms of every kind and color all over.
This would be a great hike. Oscar had a stick in case they found a snake, two hard-boiled eggs in case
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they got hungry and a compass in case they got lost. But really, they didn t need a compass, because they could see the top of Oscar s house from almost everywhere, except from the woods.
City Lake Park was fun full of frogs, fish, snakes, raccoons and even opossums, and a rare fox or two. The front side of the lake had picnic tables and cooking pits for all the families who liked that sort of thing. There was a huge field of bumps and trails where all the kids Oscar didn t know would gather and ride their bikes. But the back side of the lake was Oscar s favorite. It was the side of the lake where the wild things were less afraid. It was easier to catch crawdads on the back side. And if you turned over ten rocks, you would either find a snake, a scorpion, or both. Raccoon tracks were everywhere, and one time Sheriff Podus shot a three-footlong alligator there. Nobody would swim in the lake after that, until they realized the alligator had been stolen from the city zoo by high school kids as a prank.
Beyond the back side of the park, the lake turned into Mountain Creek, which was well named because it wound up running into the No-Name Mountains (that s the name). Sometimes a hungry panther would wander down Mountain Creek to steal a chicken from Gebhart s Chicken Farm.
Oscar s hike today would take them a half mile up Mountain Creek, through a field where wildflowers would rise up every spring and paint an area the size of two football fields with an astonishing array of colors. Alongside the creek, halfway through the field, the ground started getting wet and wildflowers gave way to saw grass announcing the beginning of an impassable plot of land called Opossum Swamp. Only a fool would walk through this swamp. So, to get to the woods, one would have to walk aro
City Lake Park was fun full of frogs, fish, snakes, raccoons and even opossums, and a rare fox or two. The front side of the lake had picnic tables and cooking pits for all the families who liked that sort of thing. There was a huge field of bumps and trails where all the kids Oscar didn t know would gather and ride their bikes. But the back side of the lake was Oscar s favorite. It was the side of the lake where the wild things were less afraid. It was easier to catch crawdads on the back side. And if you turned over ten rocks, you would either find a snake, a scorpion, or both. Raccoon tracks were everywhere, and one time Sheriff Podus shot a three-footlong alligator there. Nobody would swim in the lake after that, until they realized the alligator had been stolen from the city zoo by high school kids as a prank.
Beyond the back side of the park, the lake turned into Mountain Creek, which was well named because it wound up running into the No-Name Mountains (that s the name). Sometimes a hungry panther would wander down Mountain Creek to steal a chicken from Gebhart s Chicken Farm.
Oscar s hike today would take them a half mile up Mountain Creek, through a field where wildflowers would rise up every spring and paint an area the size of two football fields with an astonishing array of colors. Alongside the creek, halfway through the field, the ground started getting wet and wildflowers gave way to saw grass announcing the beginning of an impassable plot of land called Opossum Swamp. Only a fool would walk through this swamp. So, to get to the woods, one would have to walk aro
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Autoren-Porträt von Gibby Haynes
Gibby Haynes is a musician, visual artist, writer, and filmmaker best known as a founding member of the Butthole Surfers, whose outrageous concerts spawned a global cult following and whose albums have sold millions worldwide. He lives in Brooklyn with his family. Me & Mr. Cigar is his first novel.
Bibliographische Angaben
- Autor: Gibby Haynes
- Altersempfehlung: Ab 14 Jahre
- 2021, 256 Seiten, Maße: 14 x 20,9 cm, Kartoniert (TB), Englisch
- Verlag: Soho Teen
- ISBN-10: 1641291753
- ISBN-13: 9781641291750
- Erscheinungsdatum: 05.08.2021
Sprache:
Englisch
Pressezitat
An LA Weekly Book of the MonthA Kirkus Reviews Best Young Adult Novel of 2020
Praise for Me and Mr. Cigar
It takes a book as hilarious, bizarre, profane, and heartfelt as Me & Mr. Cigar to truly convey the surreality of coming of age as a teenage boy. This book hit this former teenage boy and new dog owner right in the heart, by way of the gut.
Jeff Zentner, Morris Award winning author of The Serpent King and Goodbye Days
This book is so wild, so mind-blowing, much fun to read, that I almost forgot it was fiction! (It is fiction, right? Mega-giant tech companies aren't really in cahoots with the government, right? Flying alien creatures aren't really mistaken for lawnmowers . . . right? Please, tell me this is fiction!) Fast-paced, brilliantly funny, irreverent, clever . . . AND it s illustrated? Me and Mr. Cigar is the quintessential teen read, and ipso facto a must-read for adults, too!
Garth Stein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Art of Racing in the Rain
In the book world we call it 'magical realism.' In the music world they call it 'psychedelic rock.' Gibby Haynes is very good at both, which he proves with his brilliant first novel Me and Mr. Cigar. This novel has it all: glimpses into Haynes's Texas childhood and teen years, a touch of his distinctive surrealism, and a heartfelt story which makes it a very good read."
Blake Nelson, author of Girl and Recovery Road
I felt like I was diving into a YA written by Thomas Pynchon. It was a dang blast!
Geoff Herbach, bestselling author of Stupid Fast
Butthole Surfers Gibby Haynes wrote a YA book as weird as the band s music.
The AV Club
"Particularly odd."
Houston Chronicle
"Between the bindings of Me & Mr. Cigar dwells a strange chain of events indeed, but profane, tangible fantasy is what indie nation has come to expect
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from the wild heart of this Native Texan."
Austin Chronicle
"Could this be Haynes true medium?"
Austin American-Statesman
This is a story of friendship and the complexities of family. Of retribution and forgiveness. And it s hard to say much else without giving too much away . . . The book does feel rebellious and mildly dangerous the sort of thing a young teen will delight in reading when the parents are downstairs watching TV, smiling at the fact that they ll never know the subversive nature of the prose because, let s face it, most parents don t read their teen s Young Adult novels. But the flip-side is that there are real life lessons in here.
LA Weekly
[Haynes] has traded in the bullhorn-blasted vocals for a more nuanced, but just as outrageous, form of expression . . . Combines the coming-of-age edge of The Catcher in the Rye with the surrealism of David Lynch.
San Antonio Express-News
YA the Gibby Haynes way.
The Hype Magazine, Gift Guide
Are you sitting uncomfortably? Butthole Surfers chaos magnet Gibby Haynes has written a YA novel . . . It s midway between a coming-of-age fable and a psychadelic road novel.
UNCUT Magazine
By far the weirdest book I have ever read.
The Nerd Daily
Me & Mr. Cigar is a mind-blowing, surrealistic novel about a boy and his dog . . . This wonderful if completely odd book is unlike anything you ve read before.
The Big Takeover
Haynes has concocted a compelling story. The cartoon chaos he used to create within the confines of a five-minute rock song were legend. Given 250 pages (divided into 90 speedy chapters), it s bonkers.
Red Hook Star-Revue
Oscar is wreathed by a colorful supporting cast led by a pooch who is generally the brightest and most dangerous character in the room . . . As boy-and-his-dog tales go, a long, long way from Lassie.
Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review
Haynes s fast-paced debut is full of colorful characters and concepts.
Publishers Weekly
Austin Chronicle
"Could this be Haynes true medium?"
Austin American-Statesman
This is a story of friendship and the complexities of family. Of retribution and forgiveness. And it s hard to say much else without giving too much away . . . The book does feel rebellious and mildly dangerous the sort of thing a young teen will delight in reading when the parents are downstairs watching TV, smiling at the fact that they ll never know the subversive nature of the prose because, let s face it, most parents don t read their teen s Young Adult novels. But the flip-side is that there are real life lessons in here.
LA Weekly
[Haynes] has traded in the bullhorn-blasted vocals for a more nuanced, but just as outrageous, form of expression . . . Combines the coming-of-age edge of The Catcher in the Rye with the surrealism of David Lynch.
San Antonio Express-News
YA the Gibby Haynes way.
The Hype Magazine, Gift Guide
Are you sitting uncomfortably? Butthole Surfers chaos magnet Gibby Haynes has written a YA novel . . . It s midway between a coming-of-age fable and a psychadelic road novel.
UNCUT Magazine
By far the weirdest book I have ever read.
The Nerd Daily
Me & Mr. Cigar is a mind-blowing, surrealistic novel about a boy and his dog . . . This wonderful if completely odd book is unlike anything you ve read before.
The Big Takeover
Haynes has concocted a compelling story. The cartoon chaos he used to create within the confines of a five-minute rock song were legend. Given 250 pages (divided into 90 speedy chapters), it s bonkers.
Red Hook Star-Revue
Oscar is wreathed by a colorful supporting cast led by a pooch who is generally the brightest and most dangerous character in the room . . . As boy-and-his-dog tales go, a long, long way from Lassie.
Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review
Haynes s fast-paced debut is full of colorful characters and concepts.
Publishers Weekly
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