Minecraft / Minecraft: Mob Squad: Don't Fear the Creeper

ELDER STU

So here s what you need to know: My name is Stu, I m the Eldest Elder and the second oldest person in the town of Cornucopia, and YOU NEED TO STAY INSIDE THE TOWN WALL.

D you hear me, kid? DON T EVER GO OUT INTO THE OVERWORLD.

The town Founders built Cornucopia for a reason. It s scary out there. Real dangerous. There are terrifying monsters and bloodthirsty animals and strangers who do not have your best interests at heart.

Sure, there might be good scenery and interesting people and untold riches beyond the wall. Forests and seas and emeralds and axolotls, whatever they are. And yes, some people might tell you that the fine folks of Cornucopia are all descended from grand adventurers and that we all hold the potential for bravery, valor, discovery, and creativity, blah blah blah.

Poppycock, if you ask me.

Utter nonsense.

Stay within the wall, child. We have everything you need.

Don t go out there.

You never know what you ll find.

It might be your own doom.

Now get out of my shop. Out you go. Children are noisy and annoying. That s why I never had any of my own. I like my life like I like my town: quiet, calm, and boring.

Before you leave, would you like to buy a hoe? Potato farming that s the way to go. Just rows of potatoes as far as the eye can see. Potatoes for dinner every night. A nice, solid potato never did anyone any harm.

You don t need a sword or armor. You don t need one of those newfangled horses.

You just need to settle down inside the wall with your potatoes and wait for old age to claim you.

Mark my words the Overworld is the last place you want to be.

The wall is your friend.



LENNA

So here s what you should know: My name is Lenna, I m the apprentice of the oldest and weirdest person in town, and you shouldn t listen to a single thing Elder Stu says. He doesn t know what he s talking about. He s never once been outside the wall around Cornucopia, even though there s

Delilah S. Dawson