Bro Code / The Playbook

The Playbook INTRODUCTION
First of all, thanks for purchasing this book! Now, if you're reading this, I'm guessing you're either too pathetic to pick up girls on your own, or you're looking for some creative ideas to spice up your repertoire-but my money's on "too pathetic to pick up girls on your own."

You stumble up to a woman and stammer in a rehearsed yet cracking voice, "Can I get your number?" Your trembling hands are stuffed in your pockets in a futile attempt to look cool. You're dressed like an overgrown eighth grader. You're a little out of shape. Geez, buddy, you're kind of a mess, huh? Ooh, I bet you smell too.

The good news is you're not alone, Ted. There are millions of unattractive chumps just like you all over the place who apparently never want to sleep with a woman. But all of that is going to change because now, with the help of The Playbook, you'll be able to approach any beautiful woman you want and trick her into sleeping with you. How? By giving you self-confidence and proving that you really are somebody who matters (even though you're not).

Again, sincerely, thanks for purchasing this book.

WHAT IS THE PLAYBOOK?

The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I've ever used or ever hope to use to pick up chicks and give them the business. Now, in an act of selfless charity, I'm passing this treasure of pleasure on to you as an easy-to-follow guide.

Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes that are guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are. Best of all, most of the plays require no experience and little to no preparation, so you have almost everything you need to get started right away. Almost: 83% of the plays will necessitate at least a few yards of aluminum foil, so before you get cracking you'd be

Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to "suit up" and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosby-seriously, that dude's got probs. When Barney's not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall.Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show How I Met Your Mother and also produces Barney's Blog for the show's website. He lives in Los Angeles, California, which is conveniently where he works.