Atheisaurus 3in1: (ePub)

Two time travelling, shape shifting aliens, Bjorn and Zorn, witness the destruction of the Earth in 2032.

They travel in time to collect a little band of misfits, to help them save humanity from itself.

The laid back, Ptoni The Pteranodon, the Ladylike, Florence The Jersey Cow, the excitable, Penelope The Adelie Penguin, and the Chicken Nugget obsessed Dax the Maine Coon Cat, set off an adventure that sees them travel 70,000 light years across the galaxy and back again.

Along the way they learn about Racism, Homophobia and Religious Oppression, and the fact that there is a better way.

The race is on to find an elusive Traitor. The chase will lead them across four continents, and different time periods from 1947 to 2032.

They visit planets Called Aeon, Kalpa, Yuga, Ateki, and Caprice, along with our very own Moon, following in the footsteps of Neil Armstrong.

Along the way they collect up a French Bull called Professor Evie Tobin, a Suffolk Sheep called Molly, and a Human Drive Thru Attendant (Professor?)/Commander Alfie Bach.

They also make an alliance with a couple of Robots called Mot and Zot, and their Spaceship MotZot.

They visit many beautiful destinations on Earth stopping by, The Eiffel Tower, The Champs Elysee and The Louvre, in Paris. Along with Zermattt, The Matterhorn, The Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland.

Add to that Johnson Space Centre, in Houston, Texas and Roswell New Mexico.

They also manage to create absolute havoc in Longreach Queensland, Australia.

Add in couple of blown up ships, a couple of Pregnancies, the bum slide to end all bum slides, and the adventure is filled with drama, fun and chaos.

The local drive thru will never be the same again, and neither will Florence's Derriere.

Alien abduction can be fun!