Blanco County Mysteries: Flat Crazy (Blanco County Mysteries, #3) (ePub)

Edgar Award finalist Ben Rehder's Blanco County comic mysteries have made best-of-the-year lists in Publishers Weekly, Library Journal, Kirkus Reviews, and Field & Stream. 

Flat Crazy: 
An unidentified wild creature is on the loose in Blanco County, and, over the protests of game warden John Marlin, the locals have convinced themselves they're dealing with a mythical vampirish beast called a chupacabra. It doesn't help Marlin's cause when a dead body turns up with a fang-like wound in its neck. Then things really get out of hand: tabloid news programs invade Blanco, good old boys Red O'Brien and Billy Don Craddock develop a cockamamie get-rich-quick scheme involving the animal, and everyone is a little surprised at the booming population of voluptuous Chinese dwarves who've turned up in town. If anyone can make sense of the strange events, it's John Marlin, who's well-versed in the intricacies of small-town life, Texas style. But can he do it before another body turns up? 

REVIEWS FOR FLAT CRAZY: 

"Murderously funny…[Game Warden] Marlin's job, as usual, is to keep a cool hand on a dangerously fraught situation. Rehder's job, performed with similar skill, is to stand back and let it all work itself out." 
—Chicago Tribune 

"Another of Rehder's relentlessly twisted tales. Outrageous fun." 
—Kirkus Reviews (Starred Review) 

"Down-home humor that is both intriguing and entertaining." 
—Dallas Morning News 

"The odd cast of characters and bizarre plots and subplots make for a rollicking good read." 
—Houston Chronicle 

"The third and cleverest installment of Austinite Ben Rehder's Blanco County Mystery series. Flat Crazy is pure, guilt-free pleasure for those who like their mysteries with a side order of weird." 
—Texas Monthly 

"Rehder has a stable of characters and critters guaranteed to create havoc. Marlin's quiet competency adds to the enjoyment, as he puzzles out this confounding mystery." 
—Publishers Weekly 

"Rollicking good fun." 
—San Antonio Express-News 

"Rehder's clever storytelling skills, his expert comic timing and flair for characters have made this series shine. Rehder's series works for both those readers who despise hunting as well as those who indulge in the sport. Rehder's dark sense of humor serves him well as Flat Crazy has many laugh-out loud moments, punctuated by sharp dialogue and odd but believable characters. Flat Crazy's ending is the perfect mix of absurd humor and suspenseful action. Rehder doesn't just write niche mysteries, he's proving to be one of the genre's rising talents with his twisted tales." 
—South Florida Sun-Sentinel 

"Ben Rehder is back with the third installment of his Blanco County mystery series, and, once again, he's brought the funny…well-drawn characters, genuine plot surprises, and ironic social commentary lift the series well above the connect-the-dots level. Flat Crazy is flat-out funny, and I can't wait to see what [Game Warden] John Marlin gets into next." 
—Austin Chronicle