Bob: An Absurd Zombie Love Story (ePub)

In the charming yet unremarkable town of Coaldale, Pennsylvania, Bob—a solitary figure more accustomed to the company of his loyal dog Ali than that of people—finds himself reluctantly heading to a summer camp in the bustling chaos of New Jersey. The aim is simple: survive the summer. But fate has other plans, intertwining his path with Jane, a vivacious local who captures his heart in the midst of the rollicking Jersey Shore music scene.

Just as Bob begins to enjoy his summer romance, a zombie apocalypse unexpectedly sweeps across the globe, turning his newfound love into one of the undead overnight. With the world around him spiraling into mayhem, Bob's journey back to Coaldale becomes a bizarre odyssey filled with absurd obstacles and undead encounters.

As Bob and Ali navigate through the new zombified landscape, they face everything from zombie beauty pageants to undead traffic jams. Meanwhile, Bob's affection for Jane continues to grow, even as she shambles after him with hilariously misplaced romantic intent, fueled by her peculiar craving for peanut butter sandwiches instead of human flesh.

Back in Coaldale, Bob's hippie parents inadvertently become zombie integration pioneers, using their farm as a training ground for peaceful coexistence with the undead, further adding to the chaos and comedy.

"Bob: An Absurd Zombie Love Story" is a rollercoaster ride through the apocalypse, blending sharp humor with heartwarming moments. It challenges the boundaries of traditional romance and delivers a poignant tale of love, resilience, and the quest for normalcy in a world that has lost its mind. This novel is a thrilling, laugh-out-loud journey that redefines what it means to truly live and love amidst chaos.