No, We Can't Be Friends (ePub)

'SIMPLY BRILLIANT… I finished the book at 3:40 am and I was so happy that I lost my hours of sleep over this book. One of my great midnight reads.' Book Reviews by Shalini, ¿¿¿¿¿

He was perfect. Denim-blue eyes, a dazzling smile. And he hadn't sent me a picture of his junk. Which is about as rare, these days, as a Dodo.

When Sloane met Myles, everything fell into place. He loved a Martini almost as much as she did, shared her passion for four-cheese pizzas, and made her laugh harder than any episode of Friends. She'd found The One at last and she could finally delete Tinder, forgetting all those waste-of-space men she'd never have to date again.

But then she finds out that Myles has a secret. A very big one.

The fairytale is over. Her heart is blown to smithereens. Drowning her sorrows in Ben & Jerry's can only get Sloane so far before she has to decide… Can she learn to love herself more than she loved the love of her life? And what if, after everything, she's got Myles - and his secret - all wrong?

No, We Can't Be Friends is a brilliantly relatable, hilarious and feel-good novel that every woman with a waste-of-space ex HAS to read! If you're a fan of romantic comedies by Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, and TV shows like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin, pick up this laugh-out-loud book - you won't regret it.

'Had me laughing out loud! What a refreshing read… Excellent... If you need a feel-good, funny, witty read, this should be it!' A Book with Review, ¿¿¿¿

'Made me scream with laughter… There are no words to adequately describe how much I adored this book… I read the entire story in one sitting.' The Bespectacled Bibliophile, ¿¿¿¿¿

'Had me hooked right through to the very last word!... Had me smiling from ear to ear, I laughed at some of her antics and I absolutely LOVED the ending (and yes, it did make me cry just a little bit)!... An emotional, heart-warming story with plenty of love and laughter.' Stardust Book Reviews, ¿¿¿¿

'Simply brilliant and absolutely unputdownable... So good. Like, so so good... I literally devoured it in one go and that's never happened to me before... Honestly I can't praise this book enough.' Goodreads Reviewer, ¿¿¿¿¿

'Cracked me up from the very beginning of this book!! I could not stop laughing!... One story that pulled on my heart strings...' Heidi Lynn Book Reviews, ¿¿¿¿

'I LOVED IT!..…