Care and Feeding of the Aging Human Species / Blue Wildfire, LLC (ePub)

Frustrated with your aging man and your aging relationship? Have no fear! The Sassy Primer is here! With a hearty dose of piss and vinegar, Care and Feeding of the Aging Human Male Species offers sage advice and laugh-out-loud stories about surviving and thriving in your Aging Human Partnership-all in four sections and 350 pages of wacky, heartfelt truths Grandma never told you.

The Field Guy-ed womansplains-with sweet and sour snark-how to survive your man's quirks and burps, and answers the question: Does everything with an Aging Human Male begin and end with sex?

The Roadmap to Traveling Route 66+ Together offers titillating travel tips for oiling your relationship, fighting fair when the wheels fall off your car, and continuing to love your vintage jalopy.

The Dame Digest soothingly supports your bra-very as you nurture your feelings and passions, while balancing your life-all on arthritic knees!

The Party Playbook-NOT your serious "Discussion Group Questions"-is a fun mega-bonus of games and gab guides for schmoozing with your gal pals.

And an added bonus: What Aging Woman doesn't enjoy something a little revealing? Be sure to check out Epilogue: The Reveal.

And the happy ending: A to Z for the Glossary-eyed is the Women's Truth Foundation (WTF) collection of new, fun, scandalous, aging-relationship words and concepts. It is chock full of all kinds of sexy junk. (e.g., Junk. Noun. What comes in the male.)

Ladies, buckle up your seat belts and "Start your engines!" as you shift into high gear on Route 66+!