Double Standard School: Stories 81-90 / Double Standard School (ePub)

The students and faculty of the Double Standard School return for their ninth installment in the series.

Fictional Dahlia Sampson School of Higher Learning, or DSS, was an exclusive women's college from 1891 until 1972. For the 1972-1973 school year, the School Board made a controversial ruling: that ten young men would be admitted to the school in addition to the usual two-hundred women. To maintain control of the newly coeducational student body, the school hired forty-year-old Jane Anderson, a strict disciplinarian with the apt nickname, 'The Wicked Witch of the West.' Assistant Principal Anderson, a long-serving top administrator for several grammar and junior high schools, was employed by the college for the express purpose of creating and enforcing new regulations meant to curb the male students' natural proclivities towards rudeness and lewdness.

Under Miss Anderson's tutelage, the mostly-female faculty and staff learned to frustrate, embarrass, and humiliate the unwanted males amongst them at every opportunity. Before long, the students were referring to DSS as the 'Double Standard School', where coeds were considered angelic adults but college men were treated like naughty schoolboys.

Double Standard School: Stories 81-90 includes:

Story 81: ROTC PFT
Robbie endures a double-standard physical fitness test.

Story 82: His and Her Chores
An Aussie exchange student is dominated by his sponsor family.

Story 83: Tele-phony
Timothy is accused of stealing from his employer.

Story 84: The Rewards of Swimming
Preston hopes to win a prize from the Baldwin College Bimbos.

Story 85: Swim Team Slap Down
The State orders Central College to enforce the double-standard rules.

Story 86: Caught Stairing
Paul is seen at the bottom of a DSS stairwell looking up.

Story 87: Biologic Variation
Freshmen boys help the coeds learn a biological lesson.

Story 88: Judge Julie Rules
DSS charges Coach Tarski with violating their double-standard policies.

Story 89: Shane's Double-Standard Service
Coach Tarski enjoys a day of community service at DSS.

Story 90: The Olympian Strikes Back
News reporter Amber Sarkozi defends Coach Tarski.