The Sundial Salesman (Ealing Boradway, #1) / Ealing Boradway (ePub)

The Sundial Salesman: "My phone in my pocket rang. I didn't answer. Because it could only be a woman, one of my shady parents or someone I owed money to. And I didn't want to speak to any of them."

Firstly, check my website out for a free copy instead. Otherwise: Downtown Tokyo, New York - Things to do in Downtown? Well, you could get stabbed, see young mothers aged 14 and younger pushing prams or overhear loud arguments on mobile phones about who unfaithfully slept with who the night before.So, yeah, life here is: Tough, Dirty and - much like this cost of this book - cheap, real cheap.Ealing Broadway ,42 and bankrupt and the consequence of highly dysfunctional, possibly criminally insane parents who insist he's adopted.Unfortunately, he's spent most of his money on: Booze, drugs and Eastern European prostitutes.Why...?Well, for one thing, Eastern European prostitutes are a lot better educated than the local prostitutes from the West.And now he's working for the Sundial Corporation answering customer's lousy, bulls*it complaints. He's had enough, he's throwing in the towel the only way he knows how: Going up against Sundial Corp's depraved, lunatic and billionaire CEO, Mason Shimansky.If you gonna go, you had might as well go out fighting.A funny, gritty biographical account of: Mistaken Identity, Adultery And Blackmail.______________________Dear Reader,If you enjoy the humor and references often used by writers such as Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, John Irving's earlier stuff, Ken Keysey, JD Salinger, Tom Robbins, Dan Fante, maybe even John Fante, J.G. Ballard, Chuck Palahniuk, Will Self, Dennis Cooper, Martin Amis, Anne Sexton, Jay McInerney and others, if you enjoy funny writers, writers with an edge, writers who are politically incorrect, writers who don't take their literary "masterpieces" too seriously, writers who can laugh at themselves, then this is for you.*Check my website out for a free copy instead.

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