Golf Jokes and Stories / Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd. (ePub)

"HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!"

"VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!"

Team Golfwell created and administers "Golf Jokes and Stories," a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 240,000+ members in a short time and continues to grow with amazingly creative members and their hilarious posts and comments.

These selected posts and comments reveal so much more about the game as well as the human nature in all of us.

For example, one member posted,

"My ball landed next to this large gator. I think my ball may even be in his mouth. My question is, do I get free relief? Or do I have to take a 1 stroke penalty and drop 2 club lengths? I would play it as it lies, but this gator seems angry. I think he's angry because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush."

These were just a few of the replies,

• I think it's just smiling - just play it.
• Gators have more teeth than West Virginia. Play the nearest point of complete relief with no penalty and run like hell.
• You get 2 gator tail lengths, and your partner must dangle half a chicken at the end of YOUR favorite wedge, to draw him safely away. That's State Law.
• You guys have no sense of adventure? The thing you most need to keep in mind while taking your shot is, that they don't run sideways very well.
• I hear they like their bellies rubbed...

Some posts and comments in this series may have grammar, punctuation, and other errors, but we left most of them as is since in our view, correcting these would not show the true character of the posts and comments.

Read on and you will see what we mean...