Horrible Horace (ePub)

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I am a poor writer; this is quite true, writing stories for each one of you. Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify. That's me, The Crazymad Writer, and I'll do it until I die.

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Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,

Horrible Horace,

Stories for Boys,

The Three Faerie Sisters,

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,

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I'm not mad; mad, mad, mad,
I'm not mad, not me!
I'm not mad, mad, mad, mad,
I'm not mad, hee hee.
I'M NOT MAD!
We'll...not so much that anyone would notice, would they?
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I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,
I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey,
You might think I’m not serious and I might even agree,
But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.