Karma Deception and a Pair of Red Ferraris (ePub)

As a teen mom, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dumb as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-sized paychecks. Bought herself some respect and vindication. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship roadkill. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for her breakfast. Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted an astrologer-psychic who fanned out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and assured Elaine she would someday be blessed with the kind of love about which stories are written. But with this caveat: "Not until you're ready." Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a Brazilian wax and a can of whip cream. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one could have imagined. Karma, Deception, and a Pair of Red Ferraris: A Memoir is a transformational journey of healing and self-acceptance. With her sassy, Lone Star attitude and a combination of raw, honest insight and self-deprecating humor, Elaine Taylor will have you laughing out loud as often as she breaks your heart. Her ultimate discovery—that we cannot find love until we believe ourselves worthy of it—offers a roadmap for those of us who struggle to find romantic love.