Kids Are Turds (ePub)
Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent
(Sprache: Englisch)
When do you know for sure that you've become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn't when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said "Mama. It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar,...
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When do you know for sure that you've become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn't when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said "Mama. It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar, just so she didn't have to share.
Parenthood changes people's lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being that parent far too often to deny it. It won't be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name.
Discussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation! Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby!
What do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out?
Kids Are Turds proves that you don't need to be Super-Mom to be a "good mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, be strong!
Parenthood changes people's lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being that parent far too often to deny it. It won't be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name.
Discussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation! Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby!
What do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out?
Kids Are Turds proves that you don't need to be Super-Mom to be a "good mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, be strong!
Autoren-Porträt von Jenny Schoberl
Jenny Schoberl is the founder of the popular Facebook community and mommy blog, Holdin' Holden, a contributing writer to The Newsy Neighbor and Coastal Virginia Magazine, and has been named one of the Top 10 Funniest Moms on the Internet. Jenny spends most of her days chugging coffee, trying to keep up with her two children, Holden and Parker, and desperately hoping she is writing things that will one day embarrass her kids. Jenny resides in Newport News, Virginia.
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- Autor: Jenny Schoberl
- 2016, 204 Seiten, Englisch
- Verlag: Simon + Schuster LLC
- ISBN-10: 1510704981
- ISBN-13: 9781510704985
- Erscheinungsdatum: 05.04.2016
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