Milking the Rhino (ePub)

Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris. —George CarlinI first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that. —Jay LenoChris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd, and the mental energy of a Robin Williams. —New York TimesHe is universal and intellectual without being elitist. —VarietyComedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.In Milking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter.Lists include:Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never SeeTwenty-Five Really Lousy JobsThe Ten Worst Pickup LinesTen Bizarre HobbiesFourteen Novelty Items That Never Took OffFour Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity ConditionsFour UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual