Star Warts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts) (ePub)
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It's 2015. The Galaxy is in peril. Man-eating warts from the DarkHole are spreading fast. The vile emperor, Darling Insidious is dealing out mayhem and destruction with his secret weapon, the DeathDonut space station. Who can possibly stop him? The ancient order of Jagermeisters, that's who: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce. Relive the epic story of Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I'maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon. This parody version of Star Wars includes all six episodes, revealing what really happened to the galaxy when humor met disaster.
Galactic Reviews
"It's a buffet of galactic nibbles that finally gives Pie its just desserts." Barbequed Martians Magazine
"This interstellar collection of preposterous levities is a big old bazinga." Sheldon Cooper
"Monsters, machines, mayhem, madness, malarkey - what more do you want?" 'M' Words Supremacy Brotherhood
"Not recommended with consumption of alcohol." Federal Drug Administration (FDA)
He was educated, but none of his teachers are willing to go on record and admit it. Surprisingly, some of the nonsense he did absorb during the academic period of "The Great Suction" does still reside in his sponge. And he is confident that one day it can be squeezed out if absolutely necessary.
He currently resides at The Dented Cranium Mental Massage Therapy Ward in Hoho, California where he hopes to graduate soon. His tenure there has allowed him to collect endless biographies of his fellow "students" which has produced the many true-story characters in his published scribbling.
- Autor: Stephen Frank Vitale
- 2015, 182 Seiten, Englisch
- Verlag: Distributed via Smashwords
- ISBN-10: 1310612854
- ISBN-13: 9781310612855
- Erscheinungsdatum: 21.07.2015
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- Größe: 0.33 MB
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