The Book of Teezus: Thus Spoke Yeezus [Through Me] (ePub)

Jesus created Yeezus and Yeezus created Teezus. I will guide you to the correct guidance counselor. This a book of quotes ranging from profound to more profound. It also includes beautiful illustrations of Kanye West in holy-like garb. It is not blasphemous because it only bigs up God. Isn't the goal of Life to big up God? It is almost free, but that is because it is digital and I wanna hook ya in.

I will teach you about Life, and Life will teach you about I. All I have in this life of sin is my quotes and I. It is just fun profundity. Nietzsche, with his aphorisms, leapt from mountaintop to mountaintop. I jump from footstool to footstool. Just enjoy it—it is really groovy stuff. This is a coffee table book for folks that don't have coffee tables. It is a pocketbook for folks that don't have enough pockets. Whatever that means. 

REGARDING CO-AUTHORSHIP—

Kanye West is the sole influence of this book—so much so that I consider him a co-author—like John Nash solving a problem in another person's dream. I kept sending tweets to Kanye West. I only follow Kanye West. Then they became these daily exercises of the semi-profound. Why Kanye? Why the fuck not? Teezy & Yeezy, how can ye not like it? Y'all are just getting the wrath of this delusional creative process. You got to fool 'em before you can take off your cool. It is unauthorized until he authorizes it. I'll patiently wait for your authorization, Mister West. Cause I get tired of looking for ya; so, I spray your twitter account with tweet after tweet, and let your ass look for me. This is the madness of my method. I'm always available at 3 a.m.