The Eerie Egg / Sir Patrick Bijou (ePub)

Overweight, unloved, bullied, and an undesirable virgin are just some of the things that describe high schooler Jacob Grand... but not for long.

Jacob Grand can't seem to catch a break.

He's being bullied in school, his father blames him for his mother's death, and no girl would touch him with a ten-foot pole.

It goes without saying that Jacob now suffers from a slew of insecurities, anxieties, and numbness.

And with a father who abuses him constantly, Jacob's only solace is a log along a quiet creek in his hometown's scenic forest.

One day, as he basks in the solitude of his special place, Jacob is thrust into unfortunate circumstances again. This time though, something out of this world happens.

A kind voice seeped into the darkness of his mind. It showed empathy for his pain and gave him instructions on what to do next.

Understandably, Jacob couldn't determine if the voice was real or just a particular coping mechanism. But he listened anyway.

And so begins a series of strange and hyper-erotic dreams, those of which leave him with wildly carnal desires and appetites upon waking.

What he doesn't anticipate, however, is that this is just the beginning of the rest of his life. There are many things in store for Jacob... much, much more.

"The Eerie Egg" is a scintillating suspense thriller erotica of a young boy's journey toward manhood - with an extraterrestrial twist that will drive any reader's imagination wild with desire.

If you're looking for a thrilling read filled with sex, gore, and horny aliens, get ready to meet your next favourite book!