Totlandia: Book 3 - Spring, The Onesies / Totlandia (ePub)

THIS IS BOOK 3 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES.

Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8.

IN BOOK 3 OF TOTLANDIA:

Spring comes in like a lamb as the exclusive Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club welcomes its newest members. But that tranquility belies a storm brewing as new tensions and old rivalries come to a head.

The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership, but none of them counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, needing a pick-me-up from a bitter betrayal. While lesser women might cry into their pillows, Bettina finds comfort in exerting control over her domain. With Bettina on a rampage, the new Onesies are trying to stay out of sight long enough to deal with their own issues:

• Lorna wants to tell her family about Dante's autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time.
• Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place.
• And Ally can't bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady.
• But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game.
• It's no ordinary spring in Totlandia, as emotions build to a fury and end with a roar.

Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.

PRAISE FOR THE TOTLANIDA SERIES

The rules for joining are absurd. The mothers are absurd. The concept is absurd. The book is hysterical. It's short, biting, and full of characters that you want to know more about. There are four spots open for this year, but six mothers vying for the places. So a Survivor-like contest is decided as a way to winnow out the two extra applicants." - Books, Cooks, & Looks

"If you are a fan of the popular Real Housewives shows, it's a good bet you will eat this story up! All I can say is, I'm glad I don't know any of these people in real life! The women of The Pacific Heights Moms and Tots Club are conniving, secretive, vindictive, and desperate, for many different reasons. The stuff of good drama. And there is plenty of it in the first book of the series. Dads need not apply to The Pacific Heights Moms and Tots Club, but one has. He's determined to get his child in and has devised a plan to fool the uptight ladies of the club. There's just one problem - his son's mother. These are the moms of Totlandia. Get to know them today!" -The Writer Revived

"This feels very much like Gossip Girl repackaged for young mothers. Will this novel change your life? Absolutely not. Will you learn something deep and profound about the human condition or about yourself? No. Will you pass a few hours in the problems of someone else, someone with much more glamorous problems than your own? Yes. If you dig chick-lit with lots of fashion, backstabbing, and a little sex. I almost hate to admit it, but I can't wait for the next in the series."
-LuxuryReading.com