Tough Titties (ePub)

Ever feel stuck and behind in your life or career? Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls waxing your nether parts "self care" and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, Tough Titties will leave you feeling better about, well, everything.

Laura Belgray's painfully relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following a 6th grade bully decades later on social media; being tragically uncool at Studio 54; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders and make all her parents' dreams come true-the bad ones; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early 90's at New York's coolest magazine (as the world's worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet… and, most of all, saying "tough titties" to the supposed-tos in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids.

Described by Laura's own husband as "Loser Sex and the City," Tough Titties gives you permission to be a dork, a user, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, and, ultimately, 100% you. It'll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever's nearby to say, "Lemme read you one more part!" Which is annoying, but tough titties.

"Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She's got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life's most humiliating moments. Tough Titties is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you." - Marie Forleo, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Everything is Figureoutable