United States of Air: a Satire (ePub)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on...
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The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.
When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder -- but what he finds out shakes his faith.
Will he ever be able to eat air again?
** Visit his website at www.JMPorup.com
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What others are saying about Porup's books:
THE SECOND BAT GUANO WAR
"Absolutely insane. Very bitter, very real... Would love to see more stories like this."
"Don't go on this ride unless you're prepared to look into the abyss."
" Vulgar, obscene, repulsive, and just overall a very good story."
"What a great ride. Gritty and compelling!"
THE UNITED STATES OF AIR
"Had me laughing so hard that my stomach still hurts!"
"Porup takes a swipe at the war on terror in a manner that is original and avoids the blatantly obvious. It would be too easy for any writer approaching the same subject to employ a semi-realist Orwellian tone, but this novel takes the humorous low-road."
"Porup seamlessly addresses indefinite detention...The overrun surveillance state...The neverending War on Terror...And a frightening and ubiquitous NSA surveillance state that "wiretaps" your toilet instead of your phones."
"The puns also abound, as do the guilty giggles in this often excrement-strewn sleuther. A dark comedy."
FOOD-FREE AT LAST: HOW I LEARNED TO EAT AIR
"I laughed til tears rolled down my cheeks!"
"This diet has saved me so much money, I can now afford a bouncy castle in every room!"
"Great satirical book."
"I think I will get my Angel wings soon."
- Autor: J. M. Porup
- 2012, 304 Seiten, Englisch
- Verlag: Distributed via Smashwords
- ISBN-10: 0988006952
- ISBN-13: 9780988006959
- Erscheinungsdatum: 15.08.2012
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- Größe: 0.65 MB
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