You May Kiss the Bird (ePub)

Is it bad if the 9-1-1 operator knows your voice by heart?

Kat's driven away so many dates with her cooking she's given up on men, set her kitchen on fire too many times to count, and is well-known in the ER. And now she's gotten herself kicked out of the cooking class she was taking with her best friend and a mysterious new man in town. (Who knew culinary torches were so touchy?) But Kat StumblingElk is determined to make a new career as a professional chef in a restaurant.

Her current gig as wedding planner lost its charm as soon as she started landing rich clients. The more money they had, the crazier their requests got. The current bride has Kat bribing priests and taking tango lessons on her behalf.

But Kat's plan to flip her career to a culinary one needs financing- and this bride's mother is just the woman to do it, if somebody doesn't kill her first.

When murder, mystery and a kidnapped cat enter the picture, will Kat still make it as a chef? Can she put aside her plans for the kitchen as she turns into an amateur detective in this funny mystery?

Can she get the help she needs from a paranormal clairvoyant?

From her spiritual namesake, Saint Kateri?

Or maybe from the handsome new restaurant critic?

For fans of humorous cozy mysteries, You May Kiss the Bird introduces Kateri StumblingElk - a wannabe chef with a serious lack of culinary skills. Will things work out for Kat in her career, love life and friendships? Or will her next call to 9-1-1 be to save her own life?